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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1552 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!