Updated November 5, 2024
Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 5241 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 5241 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4487 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!