SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2971
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Potions Brewed:	172	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mines Excavated:	3866
Dragon Eggs Found:	2305	Emeralds Found:	1840

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	7479	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5822	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	226	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	1

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Dragon Eggs Found:	7863	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Farms Harvested:	897	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	4098	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5053	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	4105	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Animals Bred:	47	Villages Defended:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2233

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Animals Bred:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!