SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	206	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Void Gems Collected:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6260	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5648	Magic Items Found:	6784
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3307
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Towns Built:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.