SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	9796	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ores Mined:	9747
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	218	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9765	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	8833

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6973	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	455081

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.