SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	145
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	109	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Star Shards Collected:	117
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	370150
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewool Network

Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4297	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4680	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Honeyvale

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	New Chunks Explored:	601742
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Star Shards Collected:	266	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CavePvP Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

Hello!

Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.