SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Farms Harvested:	596	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	188249	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4707
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	3093	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4259
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.