SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	135	Dragon Eggs Found:	3722
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	221	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	89	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	New Chunks Explored:	151150

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5146

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3504	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	127	Farms Harvested:	908
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	615
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	284
Animals Bred:	161	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.