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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5490 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 587461 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.
But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!