SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Towns Built:	1

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	121	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Votes:	4264
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	2054
Dragon Eggs Found:	6930	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ores Mined:	3987	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1310
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com