SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	293
Dimension Hops:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1444	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	138	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1049	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	4743

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Votes:	4641	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	1701	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	295	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	100
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7216

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Votes:	8141
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Towns Built:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	561	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

herobrine.org