SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8391
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4846
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	6580
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Crops Grown:	2767
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Towns Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ores Mined:	7909	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Meteorites Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7598

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg