SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Potions Brewed:	171	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minefinity.net

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Minefinity is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay. Your build can not be griefed by anyone and you can fight other players for their items in PvP arena.

Hope to see you soon!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8494
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	1123

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Caribbean network

Adventure, Survival

CaribbeanCraft NetworkA Minecraft server where you can join and play with your friends, while you meet challenges and have fun every day. You can get unique things in our Survival SemiVanilla 1.16 modality where you can explore and dominate the world. We hope to have your presence and grow this project to which we have put so much love

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SteakGalaxy

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

SteakGalaxy is an Economic Survival server with lots of unique features that you won’t see on other servers. The server is about earning money from farming, voting, opening keys, selling stuff to other people and much more. There is a rankup system with 7 ranks where you get access to more commands every time you rankup. When you are fully ranked up you will have access to most of the donator commands such as /fly and /sethome (unlimited). You can buy ranks and perks on the store, but the server isnt pay to win at all. With enough grind you can get all the donater stuff by playing on the server and earning money.

On the server we have lots of special GUIs that makes the experience better. We have a voteshop GUI where you can buy special kits and claimblocks from with vote tokens. You get vote tokens by voting on the server, or by winning them in the /warp crates. We also have a unique events GUI where you can see all the upcoming events on the server. We will have lots of drop parties on the server, and special events where you grind for special pickaxes or other prices.

The server runs with 6gb of memory and a very good connection which should make you able to be around 20-30 ping if you live central europe. The server runs 24/7 with very few restarts or issues.

The server is 1.15.2 and will be upgraded to 1.16 as soon as its possible. We also have a Discord with lots of members that you can join with this link: https://discord.gg/hcZvD7G. If you want to play on a nice Economy Survival server with a lot of unique features, SteakGalaxy is the right server for you. We hope to see you soon!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Stack of 3

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Stack_Of_3

A 100% Survival Server

VERSION 1.15.2 I.P.: mc.stack-of-3.pt

DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/5PBE76r

FACEBOOK GROUP: https://www.facebook.com/groups/340181643576419/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zuidercraft

Welcome to ZuiderCraft!ZuiderCraft is a rapidly developing Minecraft Java Edition server.In a very short time, ZuiderCraft has grown into a multi-server network with various game modes.Thanks to the quick actions of the staff team, the server will continue to grow consistently.

The ZuiderCraft team strives to add new things to the server on a weekly basis, keeping it challenging for every player.

ZuiderCraft is suitable for all ages. With well-defined and balanced rules, everyone treats each other with respect.The staff team’s swift actions also ensure that the server remains as safe and clean as possible.

We hope to see you soon on ZuiderCraft!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dragon Super C

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Dragon Super C! This is a Dragon Block C server. Dragon Block C is a mod for Minecraft based on the popular show and Manga Dragon Ball Z. You can become human, sayajin, semi-sayan, arccians, namekians and there are very good staffs, training The best events every so often, on the server there are no people superior to anyone, everyone is equal and treated in the same way, people to have fun, without delay, without crashes.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineMaster

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

RankUP server based on a space theme

Site: https://www.minemaster.com.br/ IP: jogar.minemaster.com.br

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Whatislove

4Fun, action, Active, Anarchy, base, Cracked, Faction Survival, Faction Wars, PvP, Survival

Get ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before. Inspired by the viral sensation of Mike O’Hearn memes, “What Is Love?” brings together the best of both worlds: captivating gameplay and hilarious internet culture. Immerse yourself in a vibrant and dynamic survival experience, where every block you place and every mob you encounter will make you question the very essence of love… or at least make you laugh uncontrollably. With a dedicated community of fellow adventurers, you’ll forge new friendships and create unforgettable memories along the way. Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world, teeming with hidden treasures, breathtaking landscapes, and exciting challenges. From towering mountains to treacherous dungeons, the possibilities are as limitless as the creativity of the meme universe. Build your dream home, craft powerful weapons, and venture into the unknown as you uncover the true meaning of love in this enchanting survival SMP. But beware, fellow traveler, for the path ahead is not always easy. Face menacing creatures, navigate treacherous terrain, and test your skills against other players in thrilling PvP battles. Will you conquer the server and become the ultimate meme lord, or will you succumb to the love-induced madness that lies within? Join “What Is Love?” Minecraft Server today and let your adventure begin. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newbie explorer, there’s a place for everyone in this wacky world of memes and survival. Unleash your creativity, make unforgettable memories, and most importantly, discover what love truly means in this hilarious and captivating journey. LoL

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HomeCraft

KitPvP, PvP

HomeCraft is a Minecraft KitPvP server with regular events, a nice community, a staff present, active and attentive to the community, PlayerWarps, and access to crack!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WorldWarMC Modded 1 200 Earth Towny

Earth, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

WARNING: You need to download the modpack https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/worldwarmc-official-modpack.1909584 WorldWarMC has recently been redeveloped and reset and will provide players with an experience unlike any other. With the largest earth map every used on an earth server and now mods, WorldWarMC is a server you won’t forget FEATURES: Weapons, armour and uniforms from 500 BC to the 1940s. Technologies from railways to industry and space programs. NPC villages with various cultures to ally or conquer. the largest earth map of all time

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blockbattles

Exciting News: Block Battles Server Grand Opening! Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends. But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks. Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits. IP: play.blockbattles.org Discord: discord.gg/BlockBattles Store: https://store.blockbattles.org/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Block.Battles Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@block.battles Snpachat: Soon…

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SezFac

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the SezFac server, have fun and create the biggest faction! in the server there is: a store, a pvp arena, a mining zone and competitions will be set up; )

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nostalgia MC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Just another Nostalgic MC hub server.

Currently only have a creative and survival server, towny is currently in development.

Global Ranks Fun environment Kind staff

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mestingcraft

Chill, Cracked, Life, Need Players, No Rules, PvP

Server IP: MestingCraft.wyldhost.de

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MagmaMC

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Do you like a server with many mini games? Then MagmaMC is for you! We have Skyblock,Factions,Creative and KitPvP! Join for an amazing experience!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.