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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9893 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.