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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 597 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9234 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.