Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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