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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3713 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.