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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4187 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2023 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 155 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.