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⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Zombie Dances:	2	Emeralds Found:	428
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Emeralds Found:	5656	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	156	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9289
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Farms Harvested:	453
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ores Mined:	9487	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	8878
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Items Found:	6904	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Star Shards Collected:	89
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Meteorites Collected:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	290	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Potions Brewed:	168	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19