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The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	656690
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

blocky, boyfriend fashion, boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie alternative, boyfriend hoodie comfort, boyfriend hoodie connection, boyfriend hoodie equivalent, boyfriend hoodie memory, boyfriend hoodie nostalgia, boyfriend hoodie replacement, boyfriend hoodie smell, boyfriend hoodie substitute, boyfriend scent, boyfriend scent hoodie, boyfriend style, bros, comfort wear, hoodie, male fashion, masculine fashion, men’s Clothing, sentimental clothing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ores Mined:	4608
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9184	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6466	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	9056
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7832	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Players:	107/700	Votes:	5675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	1802	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23