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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	454512
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1705	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	74	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3658	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Void Armor Forged:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FriendshipCraft: ToughLoveGoneWrong

AA!, alcoholism, brother, coping mechanism, Country, depression, despondent, discord notifications, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Group Chats, hair loss, Hurricane Helene, Inappropriate Behavior, Loss, love, Marriage, Online Community, Support, tough love, ToughLoveGoneWrong, weight gain

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Emeralds Found:	3293	Mines Excavated:	3801
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TeenTipz Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, Communication, Decision making, education, Experience, future planning, growing up, guidance, knowledge, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, teenagers, TeenTipz, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!

CraftyNotGenius

CraftyNotGenius, Delusion, fake genius, false perception, fraud, GENIUS, GIFTED, impostor syndrome, intelligence, Misconception, misidentified, misinterpreted, misjudged, Mislabeled, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, overestimated, Perception, pseudo-genius, talent

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4203	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

BlockyLove, Boredom, boredom in relationships, Communication, desire, emotional connection, Intimacy, intimacy issues, long-term relationships, lower satisfaction, relationship dynamics, relationship fulfillment., relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, research, sex life, Sexual boredom, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Buildings Constructed:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Void Gems Collected:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!

Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

1.21.2, alcohol, chia seeds, Edamame, estrogen, flax oil, flaxseed, Forbidden, hormone, hormone therapy, isoflavones, licorice root, Medications, miso, mutilation, natural hormone therapy, overweight, resveratrol, sesame oil, sesame seed, tempeh, TESTOSTERONE, Tofu, trump, wine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Emeralds Found:	2143	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5891	Dimension Hops:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	7

This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!

LootinLlamas Minecraft SMP

LootinLlamas, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Farms Harvested:	935	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Animals Bred:	173	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you will be like, instantly transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and win! And the best part is, the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him hidden in the enchanted forest! So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #Yolo #MinecraftMagic #PigsCanFly

PixelPimpin’Papi

attraction, characteristics, Charm, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guy, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Like.., Masculinity, Personality, PixelPimpinPapi, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Traits, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7