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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 961 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 3062 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!