Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mines Excavated:	4896	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	3677	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	7237	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	4413
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	305227	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	4531
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Emeralds Found:	9512
Star Shards Collected:	79	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5162	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3984

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crops Grown:	7328	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	1087	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567