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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1993 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5045 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!