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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5621 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 7256 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!