Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

escapecraft.com

qubecraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

qubecraft

mc.qubecraft.com

VDHI Craft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

184.154.96.209

Legitland

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

server.legitland.com

VcGaming

Factions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

pvp.vcfactions.com

Artesanato Scavenger

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Potions Brewed:	101
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Scavenger Crafts

play.stompzcraft.com

pignation

Economy, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	6346
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

play.pignation.co.uk

tcccast

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

tcccast.de

Majkrafci

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

mc.majkrafci.pl

Safehouse Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	398	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

balsca.co.uk

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

mc.kruxor.com

Bredland

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1780
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6155
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7142	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

minecraft.bredland.no

Plymouth Valley

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	553590

When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

173.236.123.196

Gizmic

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Gizmic

Gizmic.no-ip.org

German-mine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5953

german server

mc.german-mine.net