Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3466
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	50	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mines Excavated:	4376
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	707	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Items Found:	7999

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.