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Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	9446	Star Shards Collected:	92
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crops Grown:	6647
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7765	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Buildings Constructed:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7052	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Crops Grown:	4593

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Players:	107/800	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4