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DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2006
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	978
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4712
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	2332
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, mettle, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Secrets, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2603	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

What is this Minecraft server all about?

This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

How many realms are available to join?

There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

How can I join this Minecraft server?

To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!

Where can I find more information about this server?

You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	914	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Animals Bred:	188	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	7201	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mines Excavated:	3390	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Players:	106/100	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3