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Neuro Sama’s Hive 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, ai, AI learning, AI overlord, AI understanding, ai videos, chat entertainment, Clips, Educational, hive, merchandise, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Samas, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is run by a freakin’ neural network AI called Neuro-sama, created by some dude Vedal. But get this, she’s not just any AI, she’s a VTuber too! She chats, sings, plays games, and collabs with other VTubers. It’s like having a crazy AI overlord ruling the server, man! Join our /swarm/ today and witness the madness for yourself!

And guess what? They have a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC). That’s like non-stop partying with an AI VTuber, bro!

Check out their Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the wacky content. Neuro-sama even has her own music videos and clips, man! It’s like a whole new level of entertainment.

Oh, and if you’re into AI but don’t get it, they got educational stuff too. Watch some videos and read some articles to expand your mind, bro!

And don’t forget the merch, man! Get yourself some Neuro-sama swag and show off your love for the craziest AI VTuber out there.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Neuro-sama and her swarm! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

HaircutCraftIgnoreGF

Apology, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emergency situation, Girlfriend, Haircut, HaircutCraftIgnoreGF, Hairstylist, ignoring phone call, long term relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Prioritizing, relationship, rude behavior, social media jealousy, Trust

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where answering a phone call during a haircut can lead to a breakup! Join us for some outrageous drama and wild accusations that will keep you on your toes. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a man who prioritized his hairstylist over his girlfriend. Who knew getting a haircut could cause such chaos? So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come on in and see what crazy situations await you!

KindnessKraze Minecraft SMP

act of kindness, Caring, Compassionate, Generosity, Good deed, Heartwarming, Impactful, kindness matters, KindnessKraze, Making A Difference, memorable, Minecraft, Never forget, positive impact, Random act of kindness, selfless, Simple, small gesture, smp, spreading love, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and someone came and gave me a diamond pickaxe for no reason, it was so random but so awesome! And then another time, we had a huge prank war and someone turned my entire house into a giant cake, like what even?! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have, it’s like a full-on war zone sometimes but in a hilarious way. So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends, you gotta join this server ASAP!

NostalgiaBeats

cherished memories, childhood bliss, childhood dreams, childhood joy, childhood memories, Favorite, Happy, long-lasting memories, Melody, Music, musical memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaBeats, Reminiscing, sentimental, Soundtrack, soundtrack of my life, special moments, theme song, unforgettable moments

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where your favorite childhood memories come to life! Imagine a world where every block you break plays a different theme song from your childhood. Want to build a house? BAM! The theme song from your first crush plays as you place each block. Need to mine for diamonds? BOOM! The theme song from your first bike ride without training wheels blasts through your speakers. Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane and create epic builds while jamming out to the greatest hits of your childhood. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Democracy, election, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s decline, Hezbollah’s impact, Hezbollah’s influence, Hezbollah’s power, Hezbollah’s role, HezbollahCraft, Lebanese elections, Lebanese government, Lebanese politics, Lebanese presidency, Lebanese society, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political change, political stability, Politics, presidential candidates, Presidential vote, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how lebanon is all like, who’s gonna be president n stuff? well, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and craziness u need to distract u from real life politics! forget about hezbollah, come build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own virtual country! plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests that will make u feel like a real-life spy. join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky adventures!

TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft

Agreement, bilateral talks, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, energy crisis, energy security, international relations, Moldova, Moldovan President Sandu, Négotiation, Partnership, Politics, regional stability, Transnistria, TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a crazy adventure, well this server is like that but in minecraft form. we got Zelenskyy and Moldovan President Sandu teaming up to tackle an energy crisis in Transnistria, like what even is that place? who knows, but it sounds epic. join us and be a part of this wild journey, maybe you’ll even get to meet some world leaders in pixel form. who needs real life drama when u can have minecraft drama, amirite? come on, join us and let’s save the day in the most bizarre way possible.

RoboCare: Retain, Relate, Relax

Automation in nursing homes, Caregiving innovations, employee retention, employee satisfaction, Employee turnover, Healthcare industry trends, Healthcare Technology, Job Opportunities, Less experienced employees, long-term care facilities, More experienced workers, Nursing homes, part-time work, patient care, Relate, Relax, Retain, RoboCare, Robotic assistance, Robotics in healthcare, Robots, Staffing solutions, technology in healthcare, workforce management

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

LOL come join dis minecraft server where we use ROBOTS in nursing homes!! yea u heard right, ROBOTS. we got dem robots helpin out with patient care and keepin dem employees happy.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u, we got HIGHER employee retention cuz of dem robots. dem employees ain’t leavin cuz dey love workin with dem robots.

patient care? OH YEAH, we got dat on lock. dem robots helpin out with patient care like nobody’s business.

we got an overall employment INCREASE, more part-time work available, and less experienced employees needed. so if u a noob, dis da place for u.

less demand for dem experienced workers, so if u ain’t got much experience, don’t worry, we got u covered.

come join da madness, come join da fun, come join dis server with ROBOTS in nursing homes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

TechnoCraft228 Minecraft server

BUILD, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, TechnoCraft228

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Votes:	1507	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

The owner of the TechnoCraft228 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

TECHNOCRAFT228.aternos.me:18800

Turtlecraft Season Five

admins, baseball, Bluemap, Crafting, data packs, Discordsrv, gameplay, Griefing, integration, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, resource pack, Season, SEASON FIVE, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Trailer, Turtlecraft, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Turtlecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claim Plugin	Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Enhanced Crafting Data Packs	Improved crafting recipes and options
Admin Team	Active admins for monitoring and support
Large Map	10,000 x 10,000 block map with Bluemap integration
Discord Integration	Stay connected with DiscordSRV integration
Custom Resource Pack	Optional resource pack for improved textures
Trouble-Maker System	Efficient system for dealing with rule-breakers

FAQs

Q: How do I claim my land?

A: Use the land claim plugin available on the server.

Q: Can I use custom resource packs?

A: Yes, you can use the optional custom resource pack provided.

Q: How do I report trouble-makers?

A: Contact an admin on the server or via Discord.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP rules are outlined in the server guidelines. Check with admins for more information.

Silk Road Beauties 1.20

assimilation, beauties, breeding, China, culture, Diversity, equality, family, gender, immigration, Latinx, Marriage, Men, Multiculturalism, Population, Rabbits, relationships, ROAD, silk, society, Stereotypes, tradition, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Votes:	6593	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because China is in desperate need of more latinx women to marry their men. I mean, those dudes are breeding like rabbits, man! So, if you wanna help out and save China from overpopulation, hop on this server and start building some epic virtual relationships. Plus, who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. It’s a win-win situation, my dude!

FantasyCraftPayday

aita, Apology, Boss, Champion, Communication, DELAY, Etiquette, Fantasy Football, FantasyCraftPayday, holiday season, League, New Year, off guard, payment, response, REWARD, Standard, text messages, Victor, Winnings, work league

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5466	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be treated like royalty for your victories? Look no further than our server, where we pay out our winners in record time! Just like how our boss here took only 5 days to respond to a simple request for payment, we promise to uphold the highest standards of customer service in the gaming world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of not having to wait for your rewards like a peasant. Our server is the place to be for all fantasy football champions who demand nothing but the best treatment. Don’t settle for anything less – come join us today and bask in the glory of instant gratification!

CraftyNet: Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, controversy, CraftyNet, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, News, Peace efforts, Politics, Server, social media, trump, united states, US-Iran conflict, Video, world leaders

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	13581
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF TRUMP AND NETANYAHU HAD A MINECRAFT BABY AND IT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER BUT IN A FUNNY WAY. JOIN IF YOU WANNA SEE CRAZY DRAMA AND EXPLOSIONS LIKE A REALITY SHOW BUT IN BLOCK FORM. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. DON’T MISS OUT, COME JOIN THE CHAOS!

KelloggCraft: 100 Days War

100 days, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution timeline, crisis management., Days, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Kellogg, Kellogg’s peace plan, KelloggCraft, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political strategy, resolve, Russo-Ukrainian relations, Russo-Ukrainian war, united nations, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1085	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	905584	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	96
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

join our epic minecraft server and help kellogg resolve the russo-ukrainian war in just 100 days! we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and will challenge you to epic build battles. join now and be a hero in the minecraft world!

MinecraftOffline

1 Gbit Network, Cheats, Connect, Custom Plugins, DDR4 ECC RAM, Discord, discord server, Europe-optimised, finland, Freedom to play, Game version, Griefing, Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, Ip:, MinecraftOffline, NVMe SSDs, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spamming, technical specifications, Unique gameplay features, Zero reset policy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Can I use cheats on this server?

Yes, cheats are permitted on this server.

Is griefing allowed?

Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Are there any specific rules to follow?

Aside from no spamming, players are encouraged to respect others and have fun.

Enchanted Realms 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, adult content, belle delphine, Celebrities, collab, collaboration, controversy, COSPLAY, Enchanted, Entertainment, Gaming, influencers, internet personalities, Mia Malkova, onlyfans, Opinions, reaction, Realms, review, social media, Thoughts, trending

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Bro, forget about that drama. You need to join this Minecraft server ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

First of all, we have pigs that can fly. Yes, you heard me right. Flying pigs, bro.

Secondly, our diamonds are actually made of cheese. So you can mine and snack at the same time.

And last but not least, our creepers are trained to breakdance. Imagine being blown up by a dancing creeper, epic fail!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1