SaltyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and hilarity ensues? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the madness of #MAGA mania! Our portal will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics. We ask the tough questions like “Do you prefer building walls or bridges in Minecraft?” and “Would you rather fight a creeper-sized duck or a duck-sized creeper?”

But that’s not all! We are on a mission to replace all Federal employees with fresh graduates who have a strong Right Wing ideology. Who needs experienced civil servants when you can have Joe Blow from Iowa building your Minecraft empire?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of salt mining. See you on the server, where insanity is just a block away!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	230	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Star Shards Collected:	288

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ores Mined:	9390	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	155	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mines Excavated:	1301
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3032	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	182	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4267
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crops Grown:	2522

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!