Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	75549	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	7214	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	New Chunks Explored:	260942
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.

Exploration Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult films, adult industry, Adult streaming sites, Adult video content, Adult video platforms, Adult video search, Adult video search engine., Adult video sites, Adult video streaming, adult websites, Boring, explicit content, Exploration, New Content Search, online videos, porn sites, Quest

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	7681
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	132	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, forget about those boring porn sites, come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got virtual blocky babes that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true arousal until you’ve seen a pixelated creeper twerk.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got custom mods that will make your wildest fantasies come true. Want to ride a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows from a diamond bow? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring porn sites behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your own pixelated protection, things can get a little wild around here.

NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server

adoption, Boundaries, Choice, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, infertility, Kids, Minecraft, NoKidsNoProbs, perspective, reproductive health, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	797	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Votes:	7066

So, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with adorable baby villagers. But wait, there’s a twist – these villagers are all cursed with a condition that prevents them from ever growing up! Join our server and help these poor little villagers live their best tiny lives.

But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition

Borrowing, bridal shower, Edition, family conflict, family drama, grudge, holding a grudge, hurt feelings, refusing, rocky relationship, selfish, sentimental value, sister, sister rivalry, taking care of belongings, unsolicited opinions, vintage, vintage dress, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning, WeddingDressWars

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unsolicited opinions from your sister? Do you want to get back at her for all the times she trashed your wedding dress? Then join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss!

On our server, you can recreate your wedding dress in all its glory and make sure your sister never gets her hands on it. Build a fortress around it, set up traps, do whatever it takes to protect your precious dress from her clutches.

But that’s not all! You can also create a virtual bridal shower where you wear your dress proudly and watch as your sister’s jaw drops in envy. Show her that you don’t need her approval to feel fabulous.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the wedding dress drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible. It’s time to show your sister who the real queen of fashion is!

PixelPolution: EmphysemaExpress

air pollution, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, copd, Disease Progression, emphysema, EmphysemaExpress, environmental particle pollution, healthy individuals, immune response, inflammation, inflammatory markers, lung function, lung health, LUNGS, macrophage activation, Macrophages, Patients, PixelPolution, respiratory disease, Spp1, upregulated

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dimension Hops:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got macrophages expressin’ high levels of Spp1, y’know? like, we linkin’ environmental particle pollution exposure to emphysema development, which is like, super important for COPD, yo. SPP1 be all up in dem lungs of patients, way more than dem healthy peeps. join dis server for some crazy science shenanigans and maybe even cure some virtual diseases while you at it. ain’t no other server like dis, fo’ realz.

Quantum Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, academic aspirations, academic goals, adult learner, career advancement, Career Change, challenging oneself, Crafters, determination, education journey, higher education, midwit, non-traditional student, Obsession, overcoming obstacles, passion for physics, personal growth, physics degree, pursuing dreams, Quantum, science enthusiast, self improvement, self-doubt

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4834
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, bro, forget about boring old physics degrees, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time studying when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with us? Plus, who needs physics when you can have fun with virtual blocks all day? Join us for a wild ride of craziness and creativity, where the only degree you need is a degree in having a good time!

BuckleUpSis Minecraft Server

Angry, booster seat, buckle up, BuckleUpSis, car ride, cold outside, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Helpful, Jerk, Minecraft, misunderstanding, school transportation, Server, sibling relationships, treated like a baby, Upset, upset boyfriend, upset brother, upset family, upset sister, upset situation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Votes:	7496
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we buckle up our players for the wildest ride of their lives! Join us and experience the thrill of helping others buckle up in virtual cars, just like in the heartwarming story above. Who knew that a simple act of kindness could lead to such drama and excitement? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft while also being a helpful passenger. But be warned, things may get heated like a car seat on a cold day. So buckle up, buttercup, and join us for a ride you won’t forget!

SisterInLawSassCraft

Boundaries, Confrontation, defending loved ones, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing situations., EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, husband defending wife, insensitive comments, motherhood struggles, postpartum, pregnancy aftermath, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, SisterInLawSassCraft, standing up for spouse, support system

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	205	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying sister-in-laws who have no chill? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build a fortress to keep out all the haters.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sister-in-law appears out of nowhere and starts making fun of your mining skills. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your wrath on her by building a lava trap that will send her straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can team up with other players to prank your sister-in-law in the most epic ways possible. From building giant statues of her embarrassing moments to creating elaborate traps that will leave her scratching her head, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your sister-in-law who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, it’s the best therapy you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!