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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2561 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!