SaiedCraft2023 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Votes:	7850
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6388	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Votes:	2514	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5029
Crops Grown:	6854	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6033	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7411
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	3519	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Towns Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	149
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

MomCraftedMadness

anger management, awkward situation, boundaries crossed, confronting betrayal, confronting friend, confronting infidelity, dealing with betrayal, difficult conversation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, friend betrayal, friendship tested, Infidelity, loyalty tested, MomCraftedMadness, moral dilemma, mother affair, personal boundaries, trust broken

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

DefendCraft: Merge & Disband!

#authorities, Agreement, armed groups, Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Defence Ministry, DefendCraft, defense forces, disband, Government, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political stability, rebel factions, SECURITY, Syria, Syrian

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Votes:	6767	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9085
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

so, like, this server is so lit, like, you won’t even believe it, dude. we got, like, armed groups disbanding and merging under the defence ministry, like, what even is that? but, like, it’s happening on our server, so you gotta join, man.

like, imagine the chaos and the craziness, all happening in the world of minecraft. you’ll be dodging bullets and explosions left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

plus, like, the defence ministry is totally cool with it, so you know you’re in good hands. join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sunnyvale

BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Relaxed, sunnyvale, Survival, Vanilla Plus

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7313
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Sunnyvale is a vanilla-plus Minecraft server that includes classic and quality-of-life improvements. We offer a friendly community and a focus on creativity, exploration, and collaboration. Sunnyvale provides a relaxed yet engaging environment for players to build, and survive together.

mc.sunnyvaleservers.com

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Chaos, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, op, open world, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	226
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1885	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	6166	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.178.20.62:2036

Players:	105/200	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8769
Animals Bred:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	3250
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3