SaharaSplashCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3986	Treasure Maps Found:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5681	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Survival Horizons

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Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magic Items Found:	8677
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	4722
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	1839	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	914	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	202
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System	Rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ores Mined:	9146
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6773
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13