| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9478 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4110 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5580 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Imagine a world where your roommate can’t mooch off of your supplies because you’ve hidden them in your virtual room. Build your own virtual fortress and never worry about running out of essentials again!
You’ll encounter challenges like never before, such as navigating through a maze of dirty dishes and overflowing trash cans. But fear not, for you are not alone in this battle against the lazy roommate who only knows how to stream and get high.
Join us on this epic adventure and show the world that you are not the asshole for wanting to keep your hard-earned supplies to yourself. Let’s clean up this virtual world, one block at a time!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7371 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7909 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 312 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9234 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Like, imagine building a whole castle together and then having an anal picnic on the rooftop. It’s like romantic and adventurous at the same time, bro!
Plus, there are like so many cool mini-games and challenges to do with your gf, it’s like anal but with a twist!
So come join us and let’s get our anal building skills on, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4798 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 293 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
We understand the struggle of wanting to change your name and we fully support your decision. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can express yourself freely without fear of backlash.
Join us for a fun and accepting community where you can be your true self, no matter what name you choose. And hey, if your mom doesn’t like your new name, just tell her you’re joining our server to escape the drama! 😉
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7720 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Looking for a non-committal relationship like our friend? Well, on our server, you can build relationships with other players without any strings attached. Who knows, you might even find your own Brett who knows his way around a blocky body!
Just like our friend at the wedding, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you uncover scandalous secrets and juicy gossip like they did? Or will you be the one causing all the drama? The choice is yours!
Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Grindr and gay bars when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you hook up with the groom…just make sure to keep it a secret from Jen!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5573 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 4020 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3089 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.
Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.
Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5213 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.
Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 358 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.
We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.
Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8301 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 371 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6745 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 131 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9641 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2571 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!
so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9898 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7923 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 296 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.
Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!
