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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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