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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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