SadCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the saddest Champions League final ever – full of drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, only to have it destroyed by a creeper explosion right before your eyes. But don’t worry, our grief counselors are always on standby to help you through this traumatic experience.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from accidentally falling into a pit of lava to getting pranked by our mischievous moderators, then this is the place for you. Who needs a boring old CL final when you can have the most unpredictable and chaotic Minecraft server around?

So come on, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of resilience, because on this server, you never know what’s going to happen next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Animals Bred:	64	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	720566	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	152
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3604	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2777
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	188

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ores Mined:	5450

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

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BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Server Information	IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Overview	Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Features	Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Impeccable Performance Java-Bedrock Crossplay Engaging Events and Activities Robust Protection and Mechanics Eco-Friendly Worlds Community Integration

General Server Rules

Rules	All players must be 18 years of age or older No Griefing No Client Mods/Exploits No Advertising/Spam Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
How do I apply for membership?	Membership Application
What are the server rules?	Refer to the full rules here

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Animals Bred:	157
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1815
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Potions Brewed:	147	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.