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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6492 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 180 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, coyotes have the face muscles that dogs use to make that ‘sad-puppy’ look, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Imagine all the crazy adventures you can have with those sad-puppy faces running around, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a pack of super intelligent coyotes have built their own civilization. They wear tiny suits and ties, hold meetings, and plot world domination. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft craziness!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting to be found. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack!
So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
