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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1084	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3716
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	New Chunks Explored:	417482

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2917

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	1045
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	4417

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7918	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	5186	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	1068
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”