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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8865 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 170 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
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