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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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