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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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