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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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