Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Crops Grown: 5831 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Farms Harvested: 966 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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