Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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