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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 988 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!