RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	142
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	930
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	757828

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	196
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8618	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Items Found:	4474	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	7710	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8829	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Animals Bred:	119
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.