🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7388 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4707 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2832 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9859 |
join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our diamonds sparkle like rainbows and give u superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes!
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long! and the best part? the music is all remixes of the minecraft soundtrack!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it…probably.