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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7553 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Votes: | 3636 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.
So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).